‘LUTHER’ is cutting out the bullsh*t
(slowly turns round in chair, stroking a cat)
Introducing ‘LUTHER’. He’s the biggest baddest man in town and also the name of our fraud prevention system.
This week he’s flagged and suspended 100 suspicious accounts and he’s just getting warmed up.
He has the eyes of a hawk, ears of a wolf and the strength of a bear. So if you’re doing any funny business he’s going to catch ya and kick you out.
Best play by the rules.
P.S Luther doesn’t eat, Luther doesn’t sleep and Luther doesn’t stop – he’s our very own artificial intelligence.